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dm, 10/25

[halligan prince arlo rattray 🔧 prescott]

hey i hear you're the guy to go to for tomatoes that ain't free

dm, 10/25

[transferswitch gideon ames]

I'll happily charge you something for tomatoes.

Do they taste better when they have a price tag?

dm, 10/25

[halligan prince arlo rattray 🔧 prescott]

no but now guilt tastes worse than free tomatoes

dm, 10/25

[transferswitch gideon ames]

You can come over and help us finish cleaning up Maggie Son's house. It got caught in the flood. I'll send you home with produce.

dm, 10/25

[halligan prince arlo rattray 🔧 prescott]

i ain't seen inside of one of y'all's houses. promise i won't be weird about it though

dm, 10/25

[transferswitch gideon ames]

Honestly, wasn't worried you wouldn't be until you said that.

But they're pretty normal. This one's just a little wetter than the others.

dm, 10/25

[halligan prince arlo rattray 🔧 prescott]

normal's the new weird

dm, 10/25

[transferswitch gideon ames]

Then I guess you can gawk a little if you want.

Bring a bag. We've got more than just tomatoes you can take for helping with this.

dm, 10/25

[halligan prince arlo rattray 🔧 prescott]

i'm a professional, i'll wear my normal looking eyes

[...] like what.

dm, 10/25

[transferswitch gideon ames]

Very decent of you. The scary ones might spook our cows.

Let's see... Apples, pears, various greens, onions, broccoli, cauliflower, potatoes. Probably some things I've forgotten about.

dm, 10/25

[halligan prince arlo rattray 🔧 prescott]

don't want em to run off like the sheep

i mean all i need's tomatoes [...] and maybe a couple pears'd be nice but i don't need one of those harvest horns

dm, 10/25

[transferswitch gideon ames]

Those fucking sheep. If the zombies don't kill them I'll be tempted to do it myself.

Just offering. I'll make sure some pears are set aside for you.